The first part is the only part that works for me.
The rest would read more like...
Don't give a fuck. Care about a little. Ie, wife and kid.
Hate people, but have a wife that is a person.
I hate being fabulous, but I'm completely myself.
Help yourself to the door. I have two of the front variety. I think it's quite generous that I let you pick a favorite. :)
The worst part is that I can't STAND people who are obvious hypocrites, but I am well aware that I do things that are hypocritical, which I just pass off as, "nobody's perfect, etc." But this is my excuse. Nobody else can use it. You're all fucking hypocrites.
The rest would read more like...
Don't give a fuck. Care about a little. Ie, wife and kid.
Hate people, but have a wife that is a person.
I hate being fabulous, but I'm completely myself.
Help yourself to the door. I have two of the front variety. I think it's quite generous that I let you pick a favorite. :)