Hello, this is the spelling police. After one year of chasing the criminal, we have finally opened up a new lead that led us straight to them! After the unfortunate incident where the headquarters of the grammar police blew up via unknown causes, although likely an unsolvable grammar problem, the spelling police have solved the mystery. The horrific word that was concocted by the criminal has killed thousands of innocents. However, it has been decided that the word is not just a word but not a word! We are staking out the premises of the possible location of the criminal. There he is! Get him! Ah good, glad we finally caught that criminal scum! You sir are going to jail for all of your 9 lives.
http://youtu.be/n-g75UEOXBU
There. That wasn't so hard, was it?