Someone fix this.

Women get handbags though.

I can fit my phone in my butt pocket if I spend 5 minutes cramming it in there, god help me if I need to use it while I'm out though

I can't even fit a piece of lint, my pockets are fakes

I'm a girl, and I can easy fit my iPhone 5 in and my lipbalm and keys (carkeys, housekeys for my mom and dads and my two appartments + a couple of keys I don't remember where goes and a mouth-to-mouth mask) in one pocket, and my wallet in the other. I can fit even more in my backpockets.. And yes, I wear jeans for girls..

My friend an I actually keep our phones in our hoods because our pockets are too small

i knew a guy that wore skinny jeans but could somehow fit his kindle fire in his front pocket.

That's cause those pants belong to the Doctor.

In my men's jeans I fit a wallet, eye drops, money clip, spare magazine, i phone, truck keys, change, comb, pocket knife, handkerchief and a pen. Sometimes I add a small LED flashlight. On my belt is my holster, Leatherman, and second phone (rugby II). This way I can usually avoid a brief case as they attract too much attention.

well i don't know about all of you but i can fit two peanut butter jars in each pocket, excluding back pockets.