Thermochromic table

This would keep me amused for hours

not gonna lie... I'd put my dick on the table

I should not be having dirty thoughts right now but I cant help it

I can see people laughing at the butt prints on the chair.

I would make a bunch of naked butt prints.

This reminds me of those black school tables, ever have those? If your hand was even a little sweaty there would be a mark. Not too pretty for the kids coming from gym class.

Imagine having sex on here and then parents/company walks in.

Ahahah if you farted on it aha

But... But ... But there's no buy now button

That guy has short fingers.

That hand is like "We know." Skyrim reference.