This would be pretty entertaining

"How to become a single person in less then 60 seconds"
a novel by darkanhell

And if you buy it now, darkanhell himself will appear and carry away your girlfriend for you!
(Boyfriends don't apply)

What do you do with the boyfriends?

I haven't dicided it yet. And I think I should start thinking about it, becuase they are starting to die in my garage..

If you're a charitable person, you can give them away to all the potatoes that want them
*ahem*

Yeah, why not. I'll let you pick one or two. But be careful, they're hungry ;)

Darkanhell is now my most favorite person on FS

We have so much in common! I'm my favourite person here too! :D

ROTFLMFAO

That's pretty common knowledge

I'm not very adventurous with my settings. I just got ios7 like last week. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ok.....

Okay.