teenage_dirtbag

kayrey


In place of friends and relationships, I have sarcasm and a gun.

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You know your dad is awesome when 14 comments
kayrey · 3 years ago
Thought the money for pizza was meant for if the meatloaf was unsatisfactory. Ha
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Sweet angle 3 comments
kayrey · 3 years ago
How acute.
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Letter for the wife 3 comments
kayrey · 3 years ago
This is gonna be a fun marriage
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Here to ruin your day 9 comments
kayrey · 3 years ago
My life right now
smol pupper do intervue! 2 comments
kayrey · 3 years ago
Looks like the little guy had a ruff day.
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10 years old is too old to fall for that crap 6 comments
kayrey · 3 years ago
That's sweet of them
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Who the f*ck takes a picture of cheese anyway? 8 comments
kayrey · 3 years ago
SAY CHEESE!
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The gods will probably change the title if you make it something random -rwby_rose 20 comments
kayrey · 3 years ago
She thought Chandler's dad was this other woman named Amanda so she said "Oh, I get it! A-man-duh!"
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6 words to make a sad story 7 comments
kayrey · 3 years ago
Oh my heart.
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Puns 6 comments
kayrey · 3 years ago
He was shaving it for when the time was right.
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So adorable! 8 comments
kayrey · 3 years ago
I always cry while chopping onions. Looks like she's saying "you okay?"
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Stop rolling your eyes! 1 comments
kayrey · 3 years ago
Puntastic
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Fire safety 10 comments
kayrey · 4 years ago
Mm I always love some shards of glass in my smores.
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Wait, what happened here? 13 comments
kayrey · 4 years ago
Does anyone have a.. CLUE?!
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Coast guard rescues man running in a bubble in the ocean, again 8 comments
kayrey · 4 years ago
Oh, the humanity. Agreed, he is a little cray cray. Cool concept though. A+ for creativity.
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Coast guard rescues man running in a bubble in the ocean, again 8 comments
kayrey · 4 years ago
Yeah but then he asked for help afterwards smh
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The most ridiculous death possible. Stabbed pinkie? 126 comments
kayrey · 4 years ago
SKADOOSH!
Do you know how much planning that must have taken? 10 comments
kayrey · 4 years ago
I wish they would get bored more often then.
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Do you know how much planning that must have taken? 10 comments
kayrey · 4 years ago
I didn't even think of that but I'm not even mad. Twas mesmerizing.
Mom stahp 12 comments
kayrey · 4 years ago
Probably to signify the development of boobs.
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Unexpected answer on an english exam paper 3 comments
kayrey · 4 years ago
This made my day.
Love Jason Statham 12 comments
kayrey · 4 years ago
How did you
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Priceless book 13 comments
kayrey · 4 years ago
It is signed by the author.
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