teenage_dirtbag

kayrey


In place of friends and relationships, I have sarcasm and a gun.

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Lint roller 4 comments
kayrey · 7 years ago
Do you want to play a game?
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I realised that day 1 4 comments
kayrey · 7 years ago
My highschool reunion is tomorrow and this hits home hard. Not sure if I'm too excited.
This guy is the kind of person I want to be 8 comments
kayrey · 7 years ago
My eyes are sweating, profusely.
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Somebody put realistic audio into Summer Nights in Grease 4 comments
kayrey · 7 years ago
This was just what I needed.
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Take a seat 2 comments
kayrey · 7 years ago
Have a seat, prick.
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Almost as good as the clapbacks 15 comments
kayrey · 8 years ago
Eh, just google the hashtag. Like I said, I wasn't generalizing.
Michael did a bad bad thing 12 comments
kayrey · 8 years ago
He said he memorized the lyrics, not how to play it on the piano.
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What a beautiful story 4 comments
kayrey · 8 years ago
-_-
BUT HOW 20 comments
kayrey · 8 years ago
I love how he's still trying to charge it though.
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Almost as good as the clapbacks 15 comments
kayrey · 8 years ago
For example, leading her on by saying he's not ready for a relationship just yet when in reality he just wants to have his cake and eat it too by playing the field and having her at bay as backup. Not generalizing, just an example.
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Almost as good as the clapbacks 15 comments
kayrey · 8 years ago
I thought the whole idea of it was how the girls are basically acting like the guys who waste our time except with a twist.
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I hate coffee. 34 comments
kayrey · 8 years ago
Victorious.
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These days 11 comments
kayrey · 8 years ago
First world problems.
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The baby won't stay still! Wait, I know 4 comments
kayrey · 8 years ago
That's terrifying.
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I would have laughed too 4 comments
kayrey · 8 years ago
Would've been more hilarious if he put *ahem* under her photo.
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Painting some happy little beards 4 comments
kayrey · 8 years ago
My kinda dude. This is awesome.
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This entertained me for longer than it should 6 comments
kayrey · 8 years ago
I'm crying, this is fantastic.
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BUTT SMACKER 1 comments
kayrey · 8 years ago
Looks like he has mixed feelings about what he did.
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I am just going to put this here. Take it all in. Bask. 8 comments
kayrey · 8 years ago
She's reich.
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Nice advice, TR-8R 4 comments
kayrey · 8 years ago
Title win
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Little mistakes 5 comments
kayrey · 8 years ago
Freudian slip, perhaps?
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This horse has beautiful hair 12 comments
kayrey · 8 years ago
Oh haaay
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This Walmart employee 12 comments
kayrey · 8 years ago
Shan-Yu! Yes.
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