If you did this, I automatically hated you

just reading it annoyed me.

This happened to me once, being the little bitch that I was when was little I didn't do or say anything. But if somebody does that to me now I would punch them in the face so hard with no regrets.

I would stick my tongue in your ear. I was that kid.

this deserves a scumbag hat

In the schools I went to "this kind of kid" only ever pulled their shit once. Once.
These stunts earned either a punch in the gut, crotch, kickball to the face or tripping out on the field.

I STILL hate people who do this

UHHHH I hate this SOOO much

my sister and i would blow into each others ears...

or blows as hard as he can.

Or make that buzzing sound as loud as they could ugh

If someone does this to me, i can make an extremely loud and high pitched noise with my mouth that can make you temporarily deaf in one ear