YES YES YES TOM HIDDLESTON YES YES YES

...okay you can have The Doctor and I'll take David, but you own me one. Shake on it, friend?*offers hand*

What about me?

*Shakes gcb2000rules hand* agreed!

Oh and 5h3r1ock3d, you can have the Barty Crouch Jr. David Tennant

I can agree with this deal.

Great! Okay Doctor... Off to Barcelona!!!(the planet... Not the country)

Okay I got this.

Good luck with Barty

Honey, I can make do with Barty.

It looks like Barty knows how to use his tongue hahaha dirty jokes.

You don't click your tongue that much without knowing how to use it.

Also he's always licking his face. Someone must have a lot of practice

You can't expect to be 903 years old and not be experienced.

Well I don't think Barty Crouch is 903... Wizards don't live forever after all...

Time Lords do.

What if Barty was a bored Time Lord?

Well he's not. I've met him. Cool guy!

At least I dont think he is...

*Dun Dun Dun!!*

Right well before this get out of hand... Me and the Doctor will head off in the TARDIS!! See you later!

Wait! I want to go to!

*TARDIS engine* sorry! Really must go! Have fun with Barty!

*plays with David's hair* hehe his hair is awesome.

Looks like I'll just conquer the Wizarding World with Barty.

Have fun! I have all time and space to explore with the Doctor! And this companion isn't leaving him. I'm a time lord after all.

Mine has less of a chance of dying because they don't get into as much danger!

*Regenerates* you were saying.

But when The Doctor regenerates it feels like he dies to him and then his personality and stuff changes. But when David Tennant dies he is dead. At least you'll have Matt. I'll have a dead corpse.

I'm sorry. At least you don't live with the burden of living thousands of years. You and Barty will live out your old days together. Well just travel in time and regenerate a lot. Who knows what'll happen to us.

Wait, I can't have Barty I'm married!

Maybe he'll be a good butler...

That works too.

I must take away his wand!

Guys, don't fight over me!

Little late there buddy, it's already settled

Calm down, we all know he's mine *takes out AK-47*

Fight Fight Fight Fight!

*snaps fingers* *sniper guns all focus on everyone's heads* If you don't stop prying...I'll burn you. I'll burn the HEART out of you. You can't be allowed to continue. You just can't. I would like to convince you but...everything I have to say has already crossed your mind!

*eats a cookie*

*steals him in the confusion* * all the screens go black* *me and my man flash on the screens and smile* " You'll miss us ! "

Then my answer had already crossed yours *points gun at bomb*

*Suddenly emerges from the fight with explosives, steals Benedict from allthatjazz by threatening them, knocks him out and drags him to the boot of my car* LIKE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL YOU'RE TAKING HIM FROM ME!!!!!

*everything realizes it is a dummy of Benedict and screams in frustration and awe at allthatjazz's genius* * me and BC laugh maniacally our private jet flying to undisclosed location*

*still eats a cookie* this is better than the show, i tell you

What the hell is happening.

A very interesting fight!

*gives 5h3r1ock3d and superwholockpotter a cookie*

Thank you solarscopevii! This should be very interesting... *eats cookie*

I'm so confused.

Me too!

i don't get a cookie or benedict? *cries*

*gives biscuit0883 a BISCUIT lol*

thank you *nibbles*

I successfully distracted you! I get Benedict!!

I don't know how you think that went down . He's at an undisclosed location with me. *chomps on cookie smugly*

*punches everyone in the face and runs towards allthatjazz*
GIVE HIM TO ME.
http://static3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130410164229/glee/images/2/2b/I_want_it_now.gif

*nods in appreciation at biscuits gif * but HECK NAW HE'S MINE

Undisclosed location? Is he tied to a chair in your basement?

*Takes Benedict from allthatjazz, forcefully and evily replies* "Did you miss me?"

Quite. I got bored.

*pulls out flamethrower* Give me the benedict and nobody gets hurt!

If I cheated death once I can do it again!

FINE! *flamethrowers (flamethrowerifies?)* okay you know what I mean right anyway *murders you all with my flamethrower*

Give it up. I fell of a building and survived I'm pretty sure I can handle being burned alive.

no

Yes.

GUYS no one has taken Benedict off me, geez I'm already half way across England.

Well it's a good thing I live in England isn't it? I'll be taking that *takes Benedict* if you don't mind

My friend called him ugly. I stole her cookies.

Ugly? Robbie Kay is hot!

I agree my fellow sherlockian

He played Peter Pan really well.

I need Once Upon a Time to come back right now D: