-When you have bad reception with cable you start to lose control
-and when you lose control you accidentally switch poison with baby formula for your baby cousin and kill the baby
-so when you accidentally kill the baby you hide the body
-and when you hide the body you fake your own death and change identity
-and when you change your own identity to John Dinkleberg you attend your baby cousin's as well as your own funeral
-Don't accidentally kill your own cousin and name you self John Dinkleberg, get off cable and switch to DirecTV.
-and when you lose control you accidentally switch poison with baby formula for your baby cousin and kill the baby
-so when you accidentally kill the baby you hide the body
-and when you hide the body you fake your own death and change identity
-and when you change your own identity to John Dinkleberg you attend your baby cousin's as well as your own funeral
-Don't accidentally kill your own cousin and name you self John Dinkleberg, get off cable and switch to DirecTV.