Slinky on a treadmill

*places slinky on treadmill* *slinky wire gets jammed inside machine* *electric sparks* *children shriek* *huge, disastrous explosion* *whole city gets burnt down* *runs over oprah* *apple juice factory closes*

*cries while getting out of rubble*
*screams WHAT HAVE WE DONE*
*tears turn into a stream of regret*

*crawls out using remaining limbs*
(local fish: "MY LEG")

NOT THE APPLE JUICE!

*gavin screaming*

This is the worst day ever.

Why 'cause you run over oprah and made the apple juice factory close?

No, cause it's a little humid. YES BECAUSE I RAN OVER OPRAH!