Men's day vs. Women's day

My day.

I think if you combine them, this very accurately describes a night where i forget to do my homework until after i go to sleep

Why are they happiest when they first wake up?

According to my male friends that is not an emoticon they would use for waking up. And neither would I use the similar one.

My day:

Oh no! Emotions! Glad I'm a male and don't have any.