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blindestinie88
· 10 years ago
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I hope you gave her a bouquet of stems with thorns and no roses. And a box of chocolate with no chocolate but just maggots.
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cheer
· 10 years ago
Chocolate covered maggots so she would eat one before she realized it all turned into hell
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blindestinie88
· 10 years ago
As long as they're still squirming around
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grammarnazi1
· 10 years ago
Whoa, Lucifer, kick it down a couple notches.
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cryingchicken
· 10 years ago
screw that she betrayed his trust... twice
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lionxkid
· 10 years ago
Damn that's scary haha
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deleted
· 10 years ago
Lock the bathroom (on her house). Give her some chocolate FULL OF LAXATIVES. Run and lock the entrance door. Have fun
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blaze
· 10 years ago
You mean, give her Haribo sugarless gummy bears.
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taratheartist
· 10 years ago
That just happened to a friend of mine. He got challenges to a gummy bear eating contest but someone switched them out...not a pleasant ending
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lionxkid
· 10 years ago
That sounds horrible
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cobaltwave
· 10 years ago
You go sir! You should have given her a box of chocolate filled with roaches in the car and then lock the car from the outside.
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deleted
· 10 years ago
She definitely deserved that and no one can say otherwise. Cheers to you my friend you'll find someone better.
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guest
· 10 years ago
Have sex with her friends or her worst enemy or go fight the guy or better yet just be really happy without her and keep her on all your social networks so she can she that she didn't affect you even though that heartless cunt rocket shot off with your love never let her see your pain. Then put sugar in her gas tank
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guest
· 10 years ago
I hate Valentines day any way
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lionxkid
· 10 years ago
I would've just given her an empty box of chocolates with a poem: "its valentines day and it puts couples in the right mood, but not for me cuz you cheated on me with two dudes"
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johndoenl
· 10 years ago
Just be happy that women is out of your life. Let karma take care of the rest!
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joseph
· 10 years ago
but then you are lonely on valentines day
deleted
· 10 years ago
Like the Spanish saying goes "es mejor estar solo que mal acompaniado." It is better to be alone than to be in bad company.
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lionxkid
· 10 years ago
That's a nice saying
