American pride

I want to like this... but the likes are at 1984... and it seems so appropriate...

What's that rest of the world? I can't hear you over my FREEDOM!
...Oh, who am I kidding, in the state my country's in right now, no one is free.

England!
*Chugs tea*

We'll, Canada beats the shit out of you every time in Hockey

And always get owned by Asians (x(x(x_x)x)x)