Heraclitus

And no one wants to almost drown twice in a fucking river.

"Everything flows"

Didn't Pocahontas's dad say something like that?

"The thing I love about rivers is you can't step in the same river twice. The water's always changing, always flowing."

Am I the only one mystified why the philospher's name is hercules clitoris? You wanna know why he became a philospher? Can you imagine being in the army with a name like that?