Babe there's a fire

Oh god there is a fire let me text about it instead if trying to put it out

Anyone else unnecessarily annoyed that this person didn't just try to put the fire out rather than clown dancing around with their phone AND the motherloving second device used to take the picture? They didn't die in the fire obviously and I wouldn't wish that on anyone ... but if there was one person who deserves to die in a fire, this is that person. I hope that if they'd died in the fire and got to heaven they'd bump into Joan of Arc or someone else who was burnt to death as a punishment and they'd get chatting on how they died and Joan of Arc would learn the truth about this idiot and although she's a saint she just ups and punches them in the ear. That's how much this annoys me.

OH LORD JESUS ISA FIRE