When my friends tell me I'm starting to sound British

You're absolutely bonkers.

You're an arse

Okay so I have this thing were I will talk in a different accent and one time I apparently sounded British the whole day but didn't know so that's the story about how I figured out I'm a master imitater. Oh and, no, I can't help it.

This is my dilemma as an American in England.

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