"Okay class we're going to go around and introduce ourselves. head: (okay. my name is jenna. and i um.. shit what do i even do.. i don't do sports, no instruments.. mmm how about creative writing? i like that. okay "Hi, my name is Jenna and I enjoy creative writing". i got this. *person beside me is up* o shit *sweats nervously* "H-hi my name is Jenna and I am a sex addict"
Hi Jenna, my name is Bre and it's easy to remember because, you know, it's like the cheese, so yeah, if you forget my name, just call me cheese.
*facepalms*
*facepalms*