A very naive girl

I'm not sure. Just touch them in a way that feels good, I guess.

No no no. You put tiny little hula hoops around em, then jump up and down for a while. I guarantee it will work, trust me.

Almost forgot, gotta let someone else put on the hula hoops

UNLESSSS you wanna be part of the itty bitty titty committee, and thats fine aswell

I'd say rubbing and the occasional squeeze would be massaging them.

and maybe some sucking and pulling, you know, to stretch them.
all for science

Mmk, you guys wanna come see if I'm doing it right? Just kidding.

o.O ill come see, ill bring food too

you need data to work with right? for the umm.. statistics and such

of course, a scientist always does his experiments more than once right? to make sure that the results are absolute
EDIT: exactly, thats why you need multiple tests ---V
EDIT: yeah but we'll need multiple test subjects
EDIT: anyone? anyone at all? come one come all and you may just end up coming anyway! wut

Oh im pretty good with this stuff, send me a kik if ya got it, mine is kaulin25 dont worry im a professional