When we do the hug

Thanks to tumblr, now whenever I hug a guy I think about that post

That penis one is fascinating, I hadn't even though of that

My friend(a boy) wanted to hug my other friend(a girl) and she said her boobs were too big so he just said "pull them apart" I'm a member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee and even I felt that

Well if guys think we have half naked pillow fights at sleepovers, then they probably do meth and animal sacrifice.

As I girl I can say that there is no animal sacrifice at slumber parties. We only do animal sacrifice when we can't find a suitable human to sacrifice.

At the sleepovers with my and my friends, speaking as a girl, I can say that we clearly don't do animal sacrifice. Obviously we summon Satan to do our dirty work.