I choose to believe this is the truth

Personally, I think both are creepy.

He has a point...

A puppet is controlled by a person. A muppet is controlled by the devil.

My friend is getting dressed as kermit!!! And Im getring dressed with two other friends as the mahna mahna muppets for carnival ^.^

What do you mean 'you chose'?

Well, it's not quite a mop, and it's not quite a puppet, but oh man...hahahahaha!....sorry, what was your question?

That's why I love Kermit...

Seems legit