pripyatplatypus

pripyatplatypus


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Marketing... All about marketing 8 comments
pripyatplatypus · 13 hours ago
Just remember: companies aren't your friends. They don't give a shit about you or your issues.
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This is so true 49 comments
pripyatplatypus · 1 day ago
What, you don't want to hear some John Birch Society rant about freedom and the tree of liberty?
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This is so true 49 comments
pripyatplatypus · 2 days ago
Dude, Alabama has the most gun deaths per capita. Chicago doesn't even crack the top ten cities in gun deaths.
Masculinity standards never change. What say you? 14 comments
pripyatplatypus · 2 days ago
The whole point of John McClane is that he had not special skills. He's just a normal guy in an abnormal situation.
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This is so true 49 comments
pripyatplatypus · 2 days ago
I like the saying (paraphrased): when all you have is a hammer everything looks like a nail.
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Wholesome gamers 15 comments
pripyatplatypus · 2 days ago
I've played New Vegas probably 20 times and only once done a Legion run. On any RPG I always do a good run first, then an evil run, just to see the difference.
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The cooliest President ever 5 comments
pripyatplatypus · 3 days ago
Can you imagine Trump ever laughing and having a good time at an event like that? He'd turn it into and impromptu rally for himself.
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I love you grandma, but... 1 comments
pripyatplatypus · 3 days ago
Haha, not right at all.
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I should stop watching so much p*rn 4 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 days ago
I once worked in an office with three young moms who were VERY into mommy culture. It was excruciating.
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Football filled with concrete left in a park, with "cool, bet that hurt" 6 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 days ago
Saddam Husseins kids did that after Iraq lost in the World Cup.
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But now we can have another useless cold state 1 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 days ago
I read a good line about Trump yesterday: for Donald Trump, everything he says is true by virtue of him saying it.
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I think we can solve gun violence in America if we continue doing nothing 54 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 days ago
Wait, being a Jew and disrespecting Reagan is on your list?
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Well...How about that! 29 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 days ago
There has been no history of straight people being discriminated against for their sexuality. There's no Stonewall or Matthew Shepherd for straight people. There's no "pray away the straight" programs, or parents disowning their kids for being straight. This is all just people who feel like they need to be the center attention because people have worked hard for decades to get their own rights.
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Makes sense but in a weird way 7 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 days ago
Yes, many times.
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I think we can solve gun violence in America if we continue doing nothing 54 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 days ago
Welcome to civil dissent. It's a fundamental right of every American, same as the right to bear arms.
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If Area51 has pokemons 12 comments
pripyatplatypus · 5 days ago
Ahh the Baloon Fiesta. As somebody born-and-bred in Albuquerque, it's a blessing and a curse. It's neat to see all the balloons on the crisp October mornings, but the city gaining 10K people for three weeks really fucks with our infrastructure.
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This is definitely poetry 21 comments
pripyatplatypus · 5 days ago
I once had a girl ask me for a dick pic, but I figured it was some sort scam so I never did it.
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This got me really good 3 comments
pripyatplatypus · 5 days ago
Super Eyepatch Wolf talks about how DBZ got him through a rough time in his life because the show is about hard work and training buttressing your natural talents. The heroes welcome conflict because it helps hone their skills.
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#MeToo 8 comments
pripyatplatypus · 5 days ago
It's a good thing men are willing to come out and report this and be believed.
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In Starship Troopers (1997) the cast agreed to do the co-ed shower scene only if the 10 comments
pripyatplatypus · 5 days ago
The books has almost the exact opposite message as the movie. I don't know if Heinlein was a crazy nationalist, but he sure wrote the book like one.
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After they say there is nothing they can really do 15 comments
pripyatplatypus · 5 days ago
It was disgusting. The cop refused to admit any sort of fault in the matter.
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After they say there is nothing they can really do 15 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 days ago
My favorite cop story: a woman was drugged and raped at the hotel I worked at. When the cop came he asked the victim "what did you do to make them do this?" My coworker flipped out and demanded to see his supervisor, who proceeded to arrive 7 hours later. I was working overnight that day and had to wait till noon before I could leave.
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Call it like it is 8 comments
pripyatplatypus · 1 week ago
Privatize the profits, socialize the losses. It's the American Way.
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