Six hundred and sixty six cupcakes obviously

I'm dying because of the title

that pretty much sums up my years in high school math

I'm at the doctor and I'm really resisting bursting out in laughter

You forgot about how high the dolphin flies...

But Pedro doesn't like cupcakes , he works at the muffin factory

He can buy 3.687 cupcakes but only if it's a good soul only like .826 cupcakes for a bad soul

it mainly depends on the devil hes trading with.