How fortunate

Hey hey guys I can predict your future.....
You just read a sentence that said
Hey hey guys I can predict your future.....

I bet that fortune was getting... crumby

My best fortune ever was 'to be sure of hitting your target, shoot first and call what you hit your target'

I've gotten fortunes like:
- Lol that wasn't chicken
- Haha did you think you were actually going to get the lucky age number
- don't try to pronounce Chinese. You can't. It's okay.

oh :( I only ever get normal fortunes. like the ones that say invest in your friends it will pay off or something like that