As A Girl, I Can Say This Is 100% True...

This is very true, I often measure how long it takes to eat somebody's flesh

Aww someone likes me a lot :]
Or my death is pending, same difference

Wow, I thought I was the only one who does this :D

Well... 50% true... I don't really get the whole "because they like you a lot" thing. Like, what is that?

I knew it!

This is definitely the reason I hug, I need to measure the body before I swallow it, or I tend to get indigestion.

when I was in middle school and girls started doing all this hugging shit I was confused and startled but I let it go cuz they were my friends and I didn't want to hurt their feelings and NOW it makes sense.

I've never been hugged by a girl