The Helix God Has Spoken!

Woo! Follow the path of the helix god!

Praise Helix

HAIL THE HELIX GOD!! Amen

Amen, sister

you have to go deep into the popular page
someone found a "top religions" chart on wiki
and one of the re;religions was helix-ism or something
it escalated very quickly from there
and the whole "front page" thing is so old to explain
hope I helped

Helixism is from twitch plays pokemon. Before epic stuff would happen, Red would "consult" the fossil before

yeah.

Just go to reddit /r/twitchplayspokemon and click on some of the side links they have. You'll piece it together fairly quickly.

WE DO NOT WELCOME YOUR FALSE GODS