How can lightbulbs be real if people are not

If People Aren't Real But Babies Can Talk Then How Can We See This Post

Because How Can We Believe Our Eyes If They Aren't Real

Is there a reason that Every Word You Are Posting Is Capitalised? Cos I find that really hard to read XD
EDIT:I was genuinely asking, but oh well just downvote then.

Because This Is How Philosophers Like Jaden Write, It Helps To Prove That Books In Bookstores Don't Sell.

OH I didn't see jaden there and I don't even know who it is

How Can Jaden Be Real If Our Eyes Arern't Real

Because Baby Mirrors Are The Most Intelligent Things In The Universe

And If Everyone Dropped Out Of Blue Trees We Would Have A Much More Intelligent Society

If Jaden Dropped Out Of Twitter We Would Have A Much More Intelligent Society

I Think You've Just Won The Internet Because The Gnargles Can't Compete