Listen to your mom; She has some widsom

Well the poster has the perfect name for this. As a revelation. "Ohhh"

My mom once said ' oh darling you are not gonna end up alone! There are lots of sweet blind guys you can marry! ' thanks mom...

Sounds like my mum

Someone's mom lacks imagination, intellect, and personality. Cuz if I'm sitting at the bar and a six or a five charms me I'll buy her a drink.