This is in the voice of an uncle

ohh, that's really sad. I bet that they would want to remember him how he was rather than having confused emotions about him, though.

It doesn't work =( your friends and family are going to be sad anyway, this will add anger and personal hurt as well. I hope you change your mind.

This is actually what I would do..

We all die eventually the best thing you can do is leave happy memories for the people who care about you.

That's one way to do it...

sounds like Breaking Bad to me

You're Snape. You literally are Snape. Somehow they'll find out, and they'll be even more sad that they didn't know and treated you like shit.

You're just an idiot.