Tykreeshrinas problems

I down voted because I thought you were racist... then.. I looked twice

Vodka likes everyone equally

But vodka really likes Russians.

Her parents put some random syllables together and liked it. Personally, I think it's kind of dumb that we've restricted people to a handful of, for the most part, European names. As long as it's pronounceable, so what?

Yeah, but the problem is that I have no effing clue how to pronounce "Tykreesheesnuffleupagusratchetsha".

Omg I caught that "...ratchet..." in guest's pronunciation omg I'm done.