This thread was inspired by one called that, actually. People did the same thing with #mygirlfriendisnotallowedto that they are doing with this one- making a mockery of the idea one "owns" their significant other, and hyperbolic to the max of possession. It was months ago- but a bunch of feminist blogs and twitters wrote about it (and participated lol), there are articles that list some of the best ones.
Damn it, listen to me. You don't get it.
There are some people that are like this. These are not jokes to some men AND women but good ideas.
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Years from now, it'll happen to you, it will happen to a freind... and you'll realize, "hey, that asshole smitty was right."
I'm trying to warn you people.
You should Google the hashtags, there are several articles about them both being jokes, and about both handbags being taken over by people who mocked the idea of overly vigilant relationships.
*sigh* These people exist...
Cut your losses dude, cut them and run. Run far, far away. Run like your life depends on it because with these women, there is a statistically significant chance it does.
There are some people that are like this. These are not jokes to some men AND women but good ideas.
.
Years from now, it'll happen to you, it will happen to a freind... and you'll realize, "hey, that asshole smitty was right."
I'm trying to warn you people.
Cut your losses dude, cut them and run. Run far, far away. Run like your life depends on it because with these women, there is a statistically significant chance it does.