It won't help you get off sooner

And what if I told you that a lot of people who do that do it because they've been sitting for the past however many hours and want to stretch.

Hope that plane doesn't go missing

I hope people will read this, and dislike as you please. But this post is NOT funny. However, the fact that he has a star makes it get to the popular page. My posts are funnier than this and it pisses me off

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