My boss, ladies and gentlemen

What's wrong with her face?

I always think that this girl looks like she's snarling a bit. It bothers me just a tad for whatever reason.

I'd pick her bag up and toss it across the room. "Bitch, how about no."
But then I might lose my job, so it's not the best idea.

what is she called again

Well with six employees and six chairs someone would have had to have stood anyway because she would have had to have sat down.