What if you don't use ketchup?

You disgust me

You call ketchup tomato sauce?

I've never heard of anyone saying that before

That never happens to me when I squirt ketchup on fries, oh wait I eat them before they get soggy

Congratulations. I can never seem to eat a plate of fries in less than 60 seconds

60 seconds? More like 10! Ketchup dampens them… like my dreams

Considering its a finger food, hands.

In Canada we have a dish called Poutine. It's fries with beef gravy and cheese curds. There are a few I know who eat it without a fork, but they are usually either desperate or under the age of 20.

Well that's a bit more than just fries isn't it? Its an actual meal thing.

Ich nicht;)

The only time having milk in the bowl first is acceptable, is if you've already had one bowl and are getting more

Exactly.

Uhhhhhhhh. Giggity?

Not where I live.

Too much information, girl

;D it's the best way for sure