What did Putin tell that kid?

"Ovechkin is dead"

imma 'bout to be putin my butt in your face

"Ey tony," "your'e dead to me"

Toootally didn't think that woman's hair was green....

"In Russia the president assassinates you."

No disputin' thee putin

To be honest, he looked manly.
"Let me assasinate you....tonight in bed"
Damn, I'd totally dig that

Yo mama so fat... *insert witty comment here*