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· 10 years ago
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I am so going to use these.
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guest
· 10 years ago
Why can't someone say this to me?!?!?
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deleted
· 10 years ago
We get tongue tied in the presence of a beautiful lady.
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meowiamacat
· 10 years ago
DAMN you're good.
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kitty32
· 10 years ago
What if the guest was a man...
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meowiamacat
· 10 years ago
But we still get tongue tied when a handsome man is around.
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meowiamacat
· 10 years ago
I feel so flattered!
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paaaisleyyy
· 10 years ago
The background of this post is so pretty
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deleted
· 10 years ago
I read these all in a wistful voice
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umakemegopotato
· 10 years ago
Flowers♡
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tomfeltonsass
· 10 years ago
Damn. These are smooth as Hell. Why doesn't this happen on my Tumblr?
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guest
· 10 years ago
Nice. Cupcake candidates.
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snow
· 10 years ago
These are some perfect pickup lines
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guest
· 10 years ago
"clown-dick" ._.
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meowiamacat
· 10 years ago
Don't judge people's tumblr urls. They can get pretty creative and strange.
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guest
· 10 years ago
Awwwwww
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jeanetteb
· 10 years ago
Damn XD
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madz2013
· 10 years ago
These made me smile :)
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redstrawberry
· 10 years ago
How do they become that smooth?
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polishberry
· 10 years ago
Whenever I read the "smooth" parts, I read them in Morgan Freeman's voice...
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guest
· 7 years ago
I want my crush to say this shit to me