For each person there is a sentence

And for a lot of us.. That sentence is.. "The wifi's out"

Mine: "You haven't been accepted into Oxford University Law School" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

... Your guitar broke

As of about ten seconds ago mine is "prepare your anus, Patrick."

"Don't you think she looks tired?"

The sentence that destroyed me was composed of two simple words. "Take her."

"I'm so disappointed in you"

Don't forget the rest of that quote!
"Another sentence exists, another series of words, that could heal you. "
Yay! :) See, it's actually all happy and-
"If you're lucky you will get the second, but you can be certain of getting the first."
-oh. Nevermind. :(

Orange monkey eagle.

you're useless

"We need to talk."

His was probably, "you're a dick"

there's no food

"Not enough"

"Goodbye John"

"you look like a guy"

"There is no pizza."

Mine "You disappointed me."

"Destroy them."

"We're out of (insert favorite food)"

No more Colbert Report.

"What a freak."
"Look at her scars."
"Don't trust her."
"I never cared about you."

"I need to use your computer for a second"

"We need to talk"

"I lied."

This was my wallpaper for God knows how long.