You forgot the one about the rock named Bruce Willis.
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· 10 years ago
Please tell
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· 10 years ago
Someone was making fun of their CO, so he made the private pick up a rock. He told him that the rock was named Bruce Willis, and that whenever he asked the private how Bruce was doing he had to respond with "Yippe Kay Yay, sir"
I've got tons of stories... Here are a few... One kid at boot camp got caught on his cell phone. The drill instructor shoved him in a locker and for the next few hours he would periodically would bang on it and shout, 'Trainee Verizon... Can you hear me now?'
Once we were out marching and one drill instructor says to another, 'Looks like tornado weather!'. I saw nothing but clear sky and sunshine, so I ignored the comments until we got back to the dorm. Literally everything that everyone owned was in a giant pile in the center of the floor. Beds and bunks were flipped with the sheets tied together around everything. This was when you would spend hours making sure your t-shirts, underwear, etc were folded perfectly (you would literally sit with tweezers and make it perfect folded).
I've got plenty more if you all want them....
Or watch FMJ. Either or.
Once we were out marching and one drill instructor says to another, 'Looks like tornado weather!'. I saw nothing but clear sky and sunshine, so I ignored the comments until we got back to the dorm. Literally everything that everyone owned was in a giant pile in the center of the floor. Beds and bunks were flipped with the sheets tied together around everything. This was when you would spend hours making sure your t-shirts, underwear, etc were folded perfectly (you would literally sit with tweezers and make it perfect folded).
I've got plenty more if you all want them....