This is why I see beauty as the least of my concerns

Why is there a picture of Anne Hathaway? Epic burn by the CEO

Apply cold water to burned area.

yeah, I'm sure the CEO of J.P. Morgan took the time out of his day to explain this to some chick on the internet with entitlement issues. also, grammar.

why does this always get attributed to Jamie Dimon? it wasn't him.

She wasn't just burned she was charred
damn that depreciation asset line haha

Fantastic lesson! If you want someone to invest in you, do everything you can to be a good investment! Be educated. Be witty. Be intelligent. Be lighthearted. Love unconditionally. Find humor in life. Read. Put everything you have into anything you do.

*slowly starts clapping*

That response though . . . . Holy crap, she wasn't even burned, it was mare like a cremation in a polite way.

i'm 100% sure that's Anne Hathaway

Yeah, CEO's might be sociopaths but they've usually got a basic grasp of the English language. Fake.

I am hoping that the CEO of Morgan Stanley did not actually write this. It is not "advice" it is to be used as a verb "advise". Wow.