What's the story?

Just a typical Saturday night

This gives me a great idea! Go to Walmart and tell them you want a cake with custom writing on it. Tell them to put "sorry I killed your family" or "sorry my parents are nudists" on it and watch their face.

If they tried to kill you you probably shouldn't eat the cake.

The story is simple: They blacked out, attempted murder, and almost got arrested.

It's sad I can think of people who owe me a cake like this...

This is a book called staters

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