Immortality granted

10 years ago by erodite · 1905 Likes · 9 comments · Popular

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serratedattheedges · 10 years ago · FIRST

That really sucks.

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famousone · 10 years ago

Someone will find him at some point. Maybe god'll just take him to heaven when he's available.

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mgoveia · 10 years ago

And lo, the Larry King as we now know him was born.

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guest · 10 years ago

If he's immortal he can use his oxygen supply to propel himself towards earth. Then, he can crash through the atmosphere no problem.

deleted · 10 years ago

Well, if you want to burn to a crisp and feel the bone-breaking force of hitting earth than yes.

mgoveia · 10 years ago

Assuming he's immortal enough to shrug off asphyxiation and freezing, what makes you think incineration and crushing would slow him down?
Btw, would squirting oxygen even work as a propellant in the vacuum of space?

famousone · 10 years ago

Any action will have an equal and opposite reaction. If you threw a hammer in space, you would go backwords with the same exact force you threw it.

mgoveia · 10 years ago

*tries to hit moving planet with oxygen-propelled Suit 'O Uselessness*
*Bad Luck Brians self into sun*

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guest · 8 years ago

oh the places he'll go and the things he'll see

Immortality granted

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