what the f*ck did i just read?

How about no.

Ummm, what?

But wouldn't that make your lower half float to the surface, pushing your head underwater and so only helping him drown you? Flawed plan for self-defense.

Sure! I do that every day!

That was wild from start to finish

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"Justgirlythings"

Perhaps she needs to evaluate some of her life choices…