When my girlfriend calls me to say she is in the mood GIF

*whispers* move bitch, get out the way

No, humpday you stay. Everyone else, get out of the way!

hehe ok ^-^

Jesuschrist I will push you outa the way if you try n get in between me n her -.O

I'll split your ass like Moses split the Red Sea.

MINE?!

Jesus isn't supposed to be violent. You're an imposter!!

And no babe. Your ass is mine

"I'll split your ass like Moses split the red sea" that is best comment on this website.

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