jesuschrist

jesuschrist


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That'll work 10 comments
jesuschrist · 8 years ago
Bless this man and his Dick Jokes.
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That'll work 10 comments
jesuschrist · 8 years ago
Unfortunately.
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That'll work 10 comments
jesuschrist · 8 years ago
Tell us.
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Shape 17 comments
jesuschrist · 8 years ago
Have you ever seen someone built like Mr Universe Pole Vaulting or running a Hundred Meter Dash either? And for your information, I knew a lot of big guys who sprinted. They couldn't run fast for long, but they did run FAST. Legs like tree trunks, man. As for swimming, I SWIM. Pretty damn well, if I do say so myself. Look at Rugby players, look at Football, look at Hockey. What do those guys look like? Not like Mr Universe.
And to finish this, I thought it was cute how you tried to insult me by calling out my username. Like a baby kitten batting at string. You're trying so hard but not really doing anything.
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Shape 17 comments
jesuschrist · 8 years ago
Because you totally see the former in ANY sports or other actual physical events. They're basically male muscle models.
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Wait for it 6 comments
jesuschrist · 8 years ago
He's a clever bastard, I'll give him that.
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Desert after dinner 18 comments
jesuschrist · 8 years ago
I am neither dead nor am I TheOneAboveAll.
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Desert after dinner 18 comments
jesuschrist · 8 years ago
Thank you.
Shape 17 comments
jesuschrist · 8 years ago
I look like (a slightly weaker version of) the second kind. And I fought a bear (with my voice and air horn) on a mountain just this Wednesday. Woohoo.
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Invention of flamethrower 7 comments
jesuschrist · 8 years ago
I love Pyro.
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Desert after dinner 18 comments
jesuschrist · 8 years ago
I need the source of this.
For reasons.
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Just zoro 10 comments
jesuschrist · 8 years ago
The ladder on the right seems to lead to an even larger hatch, judging by the width of the ladder. My guess is that they brought it down, not up.
This is actually a good representation of how i feel as an American 11 comments
jesuschrist · 8 years ago
#YOU WIN THE HASHTAG COUNTRY WAR
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He didn't get to finish the sentence 12 comments
jesuschrist · 8 years ago
I bless this guest and his/her/shim's comment with all of my Christly power.
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Drink it out of Ugg shaped cups 3 comments
jesuschrist · 8 years ago
When I read "Drink it out of Ugg shaped cups." the first thing to come to my mind was "Shoot the Boot! Shoot the Boot!"
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Don't be... (Military edition) 19 comments
jesuschrist · 8 years ago
Highest.
Don't be... (Military edition) 19 comments
jesuschrist · 8 years ago
I...what? I think I need a moment to visualize this.
All hail ukraine 4 comments
jesuschrist · 8 years ago
Good.
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Don't be... (Military edition) 19 comments
jesuschrist · 8 years ago
Y'all Marines need to step your game up. I've never seen an ugly Naval Officers wife. "Where are all the beautiful women at?" "Marrying into the Navy."
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Just zoro 10 comments
jesuschrist · 8 years ago
Zoro = Vegeta
Which is weird seeing as he's voiced by Piccolo.
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Blood Moon from Mt. Lemmon SkyCenter in Arizona 10 comments
jesuschrist · 8 years ago
Had the perfect view of it last night.
Statue Of A Homeless Jesus Startles A Wealthy Town... 10 comments
jesuschrist · 8 years ago
I think it is an appropriate message to send.
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Your Star Wars Name 175 comments
jesuschrist · 8 years ago
Rey-Yole Stee-Cohn