A banana, tenderly holding a carrot

More romantic than the notebook

I wish I was that banana. And I wish my crush was the carrot.

Hey girl, wanna split?

I'll be the carrot if someone wants to be the banana. Anyone want to be the banana?

I could hear the banana saying "Shh lil mama lemme whisper in your ear. Let me tell you somethin that you'd wanna hear"

The peels are strong with this one.

Strangely erotic and mysteriously interracial. I'd call this one; "The Forbidden Fruit."

That banana is smoother than me.

I don't know what I expected