Cocaine and unicorns

I refuse to work for anything less than 15grams a day and would prefer a male unicorn over a female

Hell, I'd love to be paid in unicorns :|

This is slavery to my population!

Don't know how I'd feel about the cocaine since I haven't tried it but count me in for the unicorn :D

If it was a hundred thousand dollars it wouldn't be minimum wage anymore.

if the minimum wage was a hundred thousand dollars that would create soooo much inflation and flush the us economy down the drain and no one will go to college so no one would be very smart

Ayyyye my birthday! I turned 12 when that lady made a complete fool of herself :)