I can't stop laughing

I stopped doing that long ago

A seal? Where the fuck does he bike at?

Dafuq

He wouldn't be a very good murderer. His shirt would rat him out. Humans are animals.
Lol I didn't notice I put "eat" instead of "rat".

Captain obvious needed!!

Can someone explain? I feel slow.

"Alright, where da fuq is the person?"

He killed a dog? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!