We All Have Our Priorities...

Why you gotta say it like its a bad thing?

My first thought would be my playstation. Video games are like crack

i literally sat laughing here for the past 10 minutes

What do you mean that's bad? Everyone ever should do that.

I'm more concerned that your first thought at a fire alarm is to run out of the house like you're a teenager the alarm has had to go off without a fire before at some point