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Nanny dogs 20 comments
guydude · 2 years ago
I can confirm I have a staffordshire terrier mixed with a rottweiler and he's very protective of all the kids on my street. He even stopped one kid from being taken at one point.
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thats a masterpiece of woodwork 3 comments
guydude · 2 years ago
The one on the right looks like saurons tower a lil bit
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Women vs men. 18 comments
guydude · 2 years ago
I don't even remember posting that comment but man do I sound like a cunt
We call old volvos war machines for a reason 6 comments
guydude · 2 years ago
@garlog you may be correct but I am also correct,look up "crumple zones" and don't call someone out without doing your research again
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america vs japan 3 comments
guydude · 2 years ago
She thicc
We call old volvos war machines for a reason 6 comments
guydude · 2 years ago
Newer cars are designed to crumple like that because if they didn't then the car would stop much faster and as such would cause more damage to you
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Duela Dent Cosplay + Backups 15 comments
guydude · 2 years ago
*insert squinty eyed Freddy Wong meme here*
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This idea is the bee's knees 12 comments
guydude · 2 years ago
Also the loose clothing and bobbed hair would "flap" when they danced
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This idea is the bee's knees 12 comments
guydude · 2 years ago
Flapper is in reference to the style of clothing they wore not to their personality
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Imagine you're sitting in the garden... 26 comments
guydude · 2 years ago
Only an idiot would waste their time doing this to an idiot, so whose the real idiot?
Before Fahrenheit, it was cold 8 comments
guydude · 2 years ago
That's why you died a virgin you fucking nerd
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But it was awesome 1 comments
guydude · 2 years ago
Hurrah for Asian Dumbledore
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Ignorance is the problem 6 comments
guydude · 2 years ago
Well duh, I don't think that's an unpopular opinion at all. I think the worst thing for me is when theists act like they're a minority or something, because that really upsets me.
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A leaf fell through a hole in another leaf 11 comments
guydude · 2 years ago
There is no face in this picture
A leaf fell through a hole in another leaf 11 comments
guydude · 2 years ago
X doubt
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English grammar 19 comments
guydude · 2 years ago
I know I just figured I'd add my two cents
English grammar 19 comments
guydude · 2 years ago
Police police police police police police police police
I strongly relate to this child 2 comments
guydude · 2 years ago
Sorry to say but your six year old doesn't seem very intelligent
Free art lesson!!!! 9 comments
guydude · 2 years ago
Once while the teacher was out of the room I drew the dick part with permanent marker on the whiteboard at school and then added the cat details with dry erase marker of the same colour so the teacher though it was just a harmless cat and went to erase it and when she did a dick just appeared and she just bursted out laughing
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Mine was definitely B 12 comments
guydude · 2 years ago
It was always b for me
this is so cute 67 comments
guydude · 2 years ago
Yeah I figured out that I can focus on my memory and then my real time kind of slows down too, idk its really cool
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Family guy knows 8 comments
guydude · 2 years ago
Then you'd fall through it and hit the bottom of the pool hard as hell
Happy Birthday!!! 2 comments
guydude · 2 years ago
Wow thanks for explaining the joke man I never would have understood it without your guidance
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Family guy knows 8 comments
guydude · 2 years ago
I'm a sexually frustrated teen so probably a pool full of horny women
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Reason not to stab a tire 7 comments
guydude · 2 years ago
Just make sure you aren't in the way of it when it comes out dumbass
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