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Hadam handler 1 comments
guydude · 7 years ago
Salad hamster
DO YOU?! 17 comments
guydude · 7 years ago
Ok but the fuck though like, you've never even met them or had a conversation with them everything you "know" about them is through them talking to other fictional characters that also aren't real. I could understand attraction but true love is a two way thing. I think you may be telling yourself you love this fictional character because you don't think someone could ever love you back and so you attach to someone who is completely unattainable. That's just my thought though I don't know. This is a long comment for a two year old post.
Internet Explorer 2 comments
guydude · 7 years ago
Chrome uses up far more ram than us necessary and it definitely can't open 50 pages at once
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"Why do guys lick their lips?" 22 comments
guydude · 7 years ago
Oh just shut the fuck up, women tell plenty of lies too
Priorities people 16 comments
guydude · 7 years ago
Yes
Frost giants are waking up 10 comments
guydude · 7 years ago
Dammit odin you're supposed to kill those
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Ariel cosplay 20 comments
guydude · 7 years ago
I'd say they're hot regardless of gender
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Who thinks of this shit 6 comments
guydude · 7 years ago
It's even funnier because the person who made that is just dumbfounded at themselves
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Dog vs. Cat 6 comments
guydude · 7 years ago
OH MAN YOU LICKED THAT PUSSY DEAD HAHA YOU A DOG, MAN
Here, have some vitamin L (should I start posting this daily?) 30 comments
guydude · 7 years ago
I mean I'm pretty sure that picture is from glee, also why in the hell did you come out in front of the entire class? When I came out as bi it was only a private thing, I didn't hide it but I didn't shout it from the rooftops either.
Meanwhile I'm just here like... 7 comments
guydude · 7 years ago
That's a sympathy lamp
Awesome decoration for Christmas 11 comments
guydude · 7 years ago
You have no idea what parallel means
Looks fun 19 comments
guydude · 7 years ago
Did you play without a shirt on?
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Sums up dragon fights in Skyrim 45 comments
guydude · 7 years ago
THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR BEING A CASUAL
Sums up dragon fights in Skyrim 45 comments
guydude · 7 years ago
Looks like aspy here plays on fucking begginer
Sums up dragon fights in Skyrim 45 comments
guydude · 7 years ago
Not if you play on legendary
Different drawing styles 15 comments
guydude · 7 years ago
All of them are good except the Disney one, it's way off
Back of the Starbucks Logo 5 comments
guydude · 7 years ago
That sirens got a fat ass
Could you do it? 44 comments
guydude · 7 years ago
Thanks my dude
Could you do it? 44 comments
guydude · 7 years ago
So many of you are entirely missing the point of this and I find it hilarious
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Could you do it? 44 comments
guydude · 7 years ago
I don't think I could do it
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Good on you Poland  12 comments
guydude · 7 years ago
People did this, not women and allies, people. It's not as though abortion is entirely a women's issue, it impacts men too.
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One rabbit hole I wouldn't mind going down 1 comments
guydude · 7 years ago
That's pretty good
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Becoming Senpai 11 comments
guydude · 7 years ago
I'd call her daddy
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When the tilt shift filter is applied to hubble photos 7 comments
guydude · 7 years ago
Suddenly they look very small